The Oscars are lowering their standards.

In this year's Oscars, our own favorite hobo Robert Pattinson and some unimportant girl Amanda Siegfried presented the montage Romance in 2008.

I'm not quite sure why Twilight was considered good enough to mix in with clips of Revolutionary Road, Sex and the City, and dare I say... even High School Musical 3, but it was.

Sources: The 81st Oscars, youtube.com

Haters to the left... or the front.

The thing that I really hate with the fire of a thousand burning suns love so much about the Twilight fandom are the hundreds of annoying hilarious questions on Yahoo! Answers like this one.

Sources: Yahoo! Answers

Zoolander Bronson Pelletier Will Be In New Moon

Contrast and compare. What else is there to say, really?


Source: Twilight Lexicon

My favorite new interviewer.

There were three things I knew for certain...

One, this girl knew how to make fun of fangirls.
Two, Jackson's face was priceless.
And three, I think it went well.


Source: youtube.com

poor rpattz.

When Robert Pattinson wakes up in the morning, I bet he wonders what happened.


Source: ONTD

No. Seriously? No.

Someone at twilight_crafts did something unforgivable.



THAT. IS. A. FELT. REPLICA. OF. BELLA'S. WOMB. NO I AM NOT KIDDING.


Oh, fandom. Every day I think you can't get any worse than yesterday.

And every day, you prove me wrong.


Source: journalfen.net

Oops.

Please excuse me for saying so, but AnnaLynne McCord as Heidi?

Where was she when they were casting for Rosalie? I mean, I was under the impression talent wasn't a priority in the Twilight movies anyway.

...

Hey, everyone's thinking it; I'm just saying it.


Source: yahoo.com

"All who read the illegal online version of Midnight Sun, get out."

The sad part is this was how most of the Twilight fandom actually reacted.

Honestly this is what I think about that~


Sources: dev916 @ youtube.com; someone at ontd made that .gif.

"SHE LOOKS DEAD INSIDE."

Oregano isn't the right flavor for ~some~.

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If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's this. Here, the word "this" means the insanity rpattz_kstew has spawned and validated by existing, despite many efforts by mods to quell the crazy.

Let's explore "this."

Kristen Stewart and her long-time boyfriend Michael Angarano were spotted this afternoon taking her dog to the hospital. To any normal person, this means nothing.

To fans who 100% believe that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are soulmates who truly belong together and that Angarano is an ugly parasite, this means whatever they can construe it as to back up a current or future love affair.

xxlivingx50xx writes that Kristen and her poor harmless soul "looks 5 different kinds of miserable and she looks dead inside."

But wait! Not only is Kristen depressingly unhappy in her relationship that virtually nobody has any actual insight into, but her fans are convinced they can predict her future. Really.

"She'll be smiling soon when she sees Rob again. Maybe she'll realize that means something," writes highvoltage11. Gasp! Maybe. Or probably not.

shedburn even calls poor Mikey a parasite. How dare he be out with his girlfriend, you know? Support her while her dog is sick/through a pinnacle in her career? How dare he?

The truth is, I'm not upset. I'm just scared. Because underneath the name-calling, the over-involved prophecies for these poor actors' love lives, and the constant comparison between RPattz and Oregano, there is something frightening going on here.

They are being serious. They are emotionally involved in this nonexistent relationship.

But stewpatty wants everyone to look on the bright side:
"1. They definitely don't look in love
2. Kristen looks like shit. Not that in itself is a good thing but, she's not holding his hand.
3. They're not kissing.
4. They're not coming out of a party.
6. She looks pissed, like, "I had to freakin' call YOU".
81. MA looks pissy as well."

Oh dear god, that's not a bright side.


Sources: celebrity-gossip.net; rpattz_kstew