Twilight Worshiped, Apocalypse Near

I suppose we all should have seen that the fanatical cult that is Twilight would eventually have become... well, a fanatical cult.

Pillow Biters, a Twilight blog, has created a stir over the message board Twilight Academy when she blogged about their religion class.

...their religion class that reads Twilight like the Bible and sees the characters as for-real gods. Oh, and they also call themselves "Cullenists."

Edward is the god of protection, chivalry and game.
Bella is the god of Insecurities, Closure and beginnings
Carlisle is the god of health and prosperity.
Esme is the god of care and compassion.
Jasper is the god of war, stradegy and educational pursuit.
Alice is the god of fashion, fun and love.
Emmett is the god of strength, friendliness and happiness.
Rosalie is the god of beauty and grace.

I want to believe this is all a bad joke, just like Pillow Biters, but then I saw Twilight Academy's most recent update on their homepage. They called the dissenters of the religion class "a bunch of rude, ignorant, incorrigibly disgusting bashers."

So... I'm betting it's not a joke. Sigh.




Source: Pillow Biters, Twilight Examiner