Twilight: 10 Ways to Turn ‘New Moon’ Into an Awesome Movie Maybe Something Bearable.

BuddyTV.com recently posted a list of "10 Ways to Turn ‘New Moon’ Into an Awesome Movie." I laughed, because that might be a stretch, considering the caliber of Twilight.

(It's hard to forget those longing looks of love constipation.
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So I present to you:
Twilight: 5 Ways to Turn ‘New Moon’ Into Maybe Something Bearable
5. HIRE PARIS HILTON. For the lolz. Come on, she'd be a great awkward cameo--like Stephenie Meyer was in the first one!
4. Do not cut down Edward's meteor speech! Death by cheese. And uncontrollable laughter.
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty."
3. Make sure Kristen Stewart is even more awkward than before. Also, more bitchface.
2. More unattractive wigs! Jacob's wasn't unattractive enough.
1. Robert Pattinson. Cast him as every character and pull some simple Parent Trap technology. Everything needs more Robert Pattinson.


Source: buddytv.com; my depraved mind