Walmart's finally cashing in.

If you are a charming GQ motherbeeper just finishing up shooting the first few weeks of your new movie New Moon, where would you go?

Uhm, Robert Pattinson went to Walmart.

Well actually, he went to the Walmart headquarters in Arkansas. The burning depths of consumer hell and center for unsavory business practices supersuperSUPERmarket is about to open a Twilight section to their stores.

I'm beginning to think Stephenie Meyer is trying to take over the world, one cheap piece of merchandise at a time. Walmart knows its competition and this is a tentative treaty--sort of like Germany and Russia in WWII.

Poor Rob is caught in the crosshairs. Just say no to the under-priced thermal shirts!


Source: lion_lamb